Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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