we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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