I must be too annoying 4 u.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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