My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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