Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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