Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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