How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
