I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hippo gnu deer
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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