And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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