normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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