Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you never un-have a 4some
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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