If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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