Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm sobbing to NWA
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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