So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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