I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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