I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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