Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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