Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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