cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
