This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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