I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Randomize
