and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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