It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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