JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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