sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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