i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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