The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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