i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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