Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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