Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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