Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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