her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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