you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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