I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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