we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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