You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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