No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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