i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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