Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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