32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
