I am spending my child support on dildos
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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