I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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