it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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