The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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