it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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