Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
All I want is dick and wine.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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