new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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