Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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