There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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