so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
