What a fucking waste of an outfit
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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