i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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