I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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