it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
well most of my day revolves around power hour
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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