You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Someone signed my nipple.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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