we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I understand Curling. That high.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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