as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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